You're staring right at me
Like I'm your closest friend
Like you've known me forever
Like you know what I intend

I'm staring back at you
Through a hundred miles
Through a piece of glass
Through your shiny smiles

Seven pushes and you're all mine
Now you'll listen to me!
Answer me when I talk to you -
Who said entertainment isn't free?

Your mouth is wide open
Because your jaw has dropped
Because I am laughing
Because with you the floor was mopped

From:  Big Al's Phathouse
Released:  July, 1996